Heavy Metal

No, this is not my intended update,but you all know how I am when it comes to finishing projects. I'm currently on a diet. One of those ones that requires you to eat every 3 hours in very small portions. Works all right for me so far because I get to eat a lot of fish, but I have to basically give up red meats and dairy, and any one who knows me well enough knows that I can rarely survive an hour without milk. Not to mention I'm eating more than I would normally so that's something to adjust to.

Here's some thing I've learned in the past few days.

1) Do not watch Lady Vengeance.
2) I own approximately 252 computer games
3) I have not played half of them
4) Why you do?
5) I'm not saying don't watch Henry Fool, but I'm not saying you should.

Oh, and I also found my camera. Take that!

A Pig In Hand

Yes I have an update around the corner. It's a long one, and as usual I'll spend too much time writing it so it won't be relevant, but till then take this!

Devils Dance Alone

Considering today's date I feel like I should say something, but I don't have anything new or interesting to add. I think the tone of this one speaks for my mood.

The Conversation

I've been blessed greatly these past few days. I can feel the reigns of our death spiraling culture begin to slip off. I've been selfish. Maybe not to the detriment of other, but I certainly haven't been doing any one any favors that couldn't do the same for me. The willingness to sacrifice, and move out of a zone of comfort is what seems to be lacking these days. In the final days of the health care debate some growing sector of the American republic have stood up to say that once and for all they wish to take no responsibility for their own lives in any way shape or form. But in the age of reality TV and the "MILF" is it any surprise that no one wants to grow up?

On a side note (as my statement was just a statement and not going any where) I took down the Anti-Culture blog. Why? No one was writing anything for it so what was the point? I also went in and checked my gaming blog for the first time in months. Maybe I'll pick that back up. Who knows? I would like to reprint, on these hallowed pages, my thoughts on gaming as art, and the debate that sprang up, leading to me receiving a very nasty comment. For God, country, and big boobs! Me out!

I want this!

Special Announcement

That's right. I have a digital camera. Not a good one, but one that I can use. Tomorrow I'll test it outside.

What's the Best Type of Employment?

The answer: Unemployment!

Today a bit before 4 o'clock I was called into Paul Lynde's Hollywood Square, and given my walking papers. They said they loved the way I sounded on the phone, and that they even ignored phone calls from the higher ups just to keep me another day. I thanked them, and told them I didn't mind another short vacation, and that when they got their next project going in a week or two I would ready and willing to come back. They even let me put in for the rest of the day's hours as an added bonus. I loves, loves, loves it! I can sleep again!


Question: Conan, what is good in life?

Answer: To crush your enemies, have them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.... and


The worlds first exploding barbwire match



The song that was playing in my head when I walked out the door



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Merry Christmas!

Obomanomics

If you can read and understand it you are worthy of my friendship. Not that it's terribly complex stuff, but can you apply it? Oh, and shout out to the new blogs I posted up though they probably don't know I did it.

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