In The Heat of the Night

I need two things:

1) Sleep

2) Some sort of resolution so I can sleep.

Here's a word of advice. If you're ever having feelings of self doubt then don't watch American Movie. Don't! Feels like I'm in an episode of Lost. No communication. Always on the hook. And the holidays are just around the corner.

Speaking of which I will be celebrating Christmas early this year. My sister is coming down from Utah (or should I say up and to the West? Consider it colloquial)on the 12th. Plane tickets get more and more expensive the closer you get to Christmas so this is the best she could do. Consequently Christmas will be on the 13th in the P to the M. I think.

Other than that I want to get out and take some photos, but I've mostly sat in for the last couple of weeks. I've been a foul mood for a lot of reasons. Well not foul... just not sociable. Not like there is much to do. We are as broke as it can possible get, and if we don't get more Obama monies by next month we are up the river. Financial troubles never help to ease an uneasy mind. Thusly I am reuneased.

On a lighter note I got a gift from my friend P. Massa. I don't know if I mentioned that before, but it was very kind of him to send some things to me. Very cool. I'll be sending an email to England if I don't hear anything by tomorrow. Long live the Queen.

Say got a problem with premature ejaculation? Hypnosis!

Talk to me.

Gotta talk it out. For the rest of you...

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Got my mojo working... almost

Been spending too much time in doors and getting too much sleep. Got my thang out of whack, and I got to get it back. Seems certain people don't want to talk to me at the moment, but I'm patient and thanks to my home dawg Mr. Pizzle Mass-o-tron I have plenty of mindless entertainment to indulge in. Shout out to my boy!

I need to get some writing done. Been to exhausted lately to do much, but I'm feeling pretty good. Got some optimism. I also listened to some performances that Mr. Edward G sent me, but then I realized they weren't from his own band. Are you gonna record some stuff live? You need an H2 son. You got way too many ultra expensive keyboards that do nothing but make 70's space noises. What's the point if you can't field record? There isn't one.

Shout out to the English! Diplomatic relations are in tatters for some reason I am unaware of, but that's cool. I got time on my hands, and a heart of gold. Ain't I sweet?

Got a new review up for an awesome movie that you should be required to see. Check out the evil side of Andy Griffith. Well gotta run. Dolla dolla bill ya'll!

Hammer don't play so you better step back boy!

What's more hardcore than a highschool letter jacket and short shorts? Nothing dawg!

Here's a fun fact...

Remember the Tom Waits album "Small Change?" Well the topless dancer in the background is actually the actress who played Elvira Mistress of the Darkness.

Ten Odd But True Facts About Me That Don't Involve Lanterns

1) Every time I'm with people and I tell them that I don't believe in ghosts some one always tells me a story about how some relative of theirs used to see ghosts, and they always end the story by saying "... and why would they lie?" I've always wanted to say "Because they're a liar," but I never have.

2) I have never dated a girl that wasn't bisexual.

3) In the last twenty years I have never traveled further than Georgia.

4) My film heros are Jack Webb, John Wayne , and Jackie Chan.

5) I've read "I am Jackie Chan" three times. So far this is the only book I've read more than once.

6) When people snap their fingers it drives me into a momentary frenzy and my eyes roll back like a shark attacking its prey.

7) Nearly every girl I've ever dated has said a variation on this sentence: "I wish America was a more spiritual nation like India."

8) My heart races a little every time I hear a British accent

9) I have walked out on exactly three movies in my life

10) I have a weird fascination with holistic medicine. I believe that most of it is crap, but I love hearing about it.