What's the Best Type of Employment?

The answer: Unemployment!

Today a bit before 4 o'clock I was called into Paul Lynde's Hollywood Square, and given my walking papers. They said they loved the way I sounded on the phone, and that they even ignored phone calls from the higher ups just to keep me another day. I thanked them, and told them I didn't mind another short vacation, and that when they got their next project going in a week or two I would ready and willing to come back. They even let me put in for the rest of the day's hours as an added bonus. I loves, loves, loves it! I can sleep again!


Question: Conan, what is good in life?

Answer: To crush your enemies, have them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.... and


The worlds first exploding barbwire match



The song that was playing in my head when I walked out the door



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Merry Christmas!