Where have I been? Took a trip to the Wolfsonian to check out their exhibits on design and invention, and the evolution of swimwear from the the 1920's to modern times. Not the most thrilling stuff, but why not? They also had a Nietzsche plushy, and Leon Trotksy, and Che Geuvara finger puppets. What could be better than mass marketing the idolization of mass murdering facists, and the ideological precurser of the Nazism? What a world.
On the project front I've finished track four of the as of yet unamed (well it is named, but not revealed) project I did with my friends Sean, Ed, and his girl Terra. What will it be? The suspence is killing me!
There will also be a couple of Youtube videos to follow as well as a special Reckless Canadian music video for his song Politics the Song! Don't it make your special parts twitch with excitement?
So I'm ride or die with my homey Paul M. when he brought up Native American Rap artists. So I just punched those words in and I came up with this. You try to tell me this ain't cool as shit. It's Redcloud perfomring his song Battlestar Galactica. Peace.
Well I just got back from the new Harry Potter which my buddy treated me to. Not that I was dying to see it or anything, but it was good especially due to the fact that they decided to leave the story in this time. Earlier I went with my niece to see the Night At the Museum sequel which was a fairly soul crushing experience. Unless your kids are dying to see it you might want to avoid having your eyes raped for two hours.
Saturday I had some old friends for a visit. To think I have "old friends" who come from other places to visit. Marvelous! We basically turned my little room into a mini recording studio, and spent the entire night getting wasted, and recording random bits of music and sound. Random being the operating word here. Good times!
I have to admit that even one such as I was stumped with trying to figure out how to make this mess into a cohesive whole. I was just about to throw in the towel when it hit me. What hit me? Well you'll find out sooner or later, but not before. Let's just say you won't expect it. Maybe you won't like it, but you won't expect it.
(This is yet another of my old Angry Rant articles which was featured on or around Martin Luther King Jr. Day. I don't remember when that is so if you're like me and are too lazy to look it up then just make up a date. I will say this article is a double edged sword as it is one of the funniest things I have ever written, but also one of the most off color (zing!). So don't hate me or report me. It's just a joke, and I was paid to do it.)
Being a white devil I know little about black history. Aside from peanut butter, and having to sit through years of Saturday morning PSA’s featuring Maya Angelou’s horrendous and self righteously smug poetry, I’m practically in the dark (no pun intended) about black history. Don’t get me wrong, I’m no racist. I was forced to watch Roots once in high school, and I stayed awake through at least a third of it, plus I own the soundtrack to the Wiz on vinyl (which is the way elite music professionals such as myself prefer it).
The fact is I’m a man of German/Slovakian decent who was raised Jewish, grew up going to a Jewish school, and attending temple every Friday. Every other millisecond of my early life was spent having the Holocaust rammed down my throat. As a result of having the perpetual guilt and shame of another culture shoved in my face I developed a sort of insensitivity to other cultures. So don’t blame me, blame the Jews. Hell, every one else does.
Being that today is Martin Luther King Jr. day I figured I would amend my woe begotten ways and delve into the rich tapestry that was this great man's life. Unfortunately I’m very lazy so I’m going to have to go off of what I can remember from High School and make up the rest.
The Life of Martin Luther King Jr.
(Or possibly Scatman John… I‘m not sure which)
Martin Luther King Jr. was born in El Monte, California on March 13, 1942. He was born with a severe stutter which I think caused him to get into the whole black struggle thing, you know, so he could empower himself. Over the course of his life he had accomplished many things, and was eventually immortalized in the film The Pagemaster where he was voiced by Macaulay Culkin.
Aside from his many eloquent speeches and a push towards a non violent solution to the black equality thing, further contributions include:
1) Pilates
2) The Congressional Medal of Honor
3) The Autobiography of Martin Luther King Jr.
He also had a hit song, “I’m the Scatman” which remains popular in German dance clubs to this day.
At 6:01 pm, on April 4th 1968 Martin Luther King Jr. was attacked by dragons while standing on the balcony of the Lorraine Motel in Memphis. He fought fiercely and as brave as (if not more so) than any white man. He was left critically wounded where, with his last dying breath, he gave the now famous, “I Have a Dream” speech that they play on Nickelodeon constantly during the month of February.
According to the section entitled “Allegations of Conspiracy” in the Wikipedia article (of which I unfortunately only read the title) some people think that dark forces were behind the assassination, probably the FBI because who else would have access to dragons? He will live forever in the hearts and memories of Americans through out the rest of the time America is around and probably past that. Also there’s a picture of his face painted on side of a liquor store in my neighborhood.
If anything I’ve written here is inaccurate I sincerely apologize, as I went to a public High School, and as I mentioned before my younger years were spent attending a Messianic Jewish private school. I do know that it was great men like Mr. King that were literally responsible for a necessary evolution in our nation’s history. His push towards a non violent solution, and an attitude of empowerment, not victimization, helped to make our country into a place of great diversity and cultural… what ever. I honestly do get all teary eyed when I hear the man speak, a lot like I do when I watch movie trailers for war films. You may think that makes me gay, but if having a deep respect for a great man, and war movies, makes me gay then so be it.
(Here's one of my favorite Angry Rant articles that was published around 07/27/07)
This week another so called “giant squid” was caught off of the coast of New Zealand. Unlike last year’s disappointing squid news this one claims to be the genuine article, but is it the really? First off, let’s consider what it takes to be truly giant. Giant isn’t just a word to be bandied about like man-on-man love at the Democratic National Convention. We got to consider what makes a giant squid, a giant squid.
Personally, I don’t consider anything to be giant unless it can knock down a building. Now the squid in question is 30 feet long and weights roughly 990 pounds. That’s fairly impressive, but falls short of giant by a long shot. Whereas a squid that size could eat a full grown man or maybe a cow and might even be able to crush a go kart, it won’t be smashing any buildings. Nice try, New Zealand.
We all know that if a truly giant squid was ever caught , it will be by Americans. We do it big in the U.S. of A, and I know in my heart that when we finally catch a giant squid it will start waving around the American flag as it smashes down buildings and tramples over innocents… for America. Then we can finally fulfill our country’s destiny and do what all nations have longed to do since the dawn of civilization; build a giant robotic replica of the monster in order to fight it.
Think about it people. A giant flag waving squid doing battle against a robot squid that can shoot like huge fucking diamond bald eagles out of its metal suction cups. They would interlock and use their tentacles to smash buildings over each other’s heads, and woman’s tops would fly off as they battle in the South because the South is way patriotic to the max.
Then the robot squid would be all kicking the ass off the real squid because it shoots lasers and shit, until the real squid hulks up and finally smashes the shit out of that thing. Then the giant squid would look down upon us, a single tear rolling down its cheek, to let us know that it was our own hubris that led us down this dark path.
Then all the children will sing a song to remember the squid, as he swims off into the sunset with his squid pups, and every nation in the world would learn to adhere to the Kyoto Protocol despite it being stupid, then eventually America will make some kind of anti-nuclear device from squid DNA and become a million times more awesome, making other countries even more jealous, and then they would build a time machine and go back to the past and try to stop us from developing the squid DNA weapon while posing as space aliens that came here to stop us from destroying our environment. Of course, we’ll discover their plans since we’re Americans, and we’ll go back further in time and do some science shit and make like a mega-ultra fucking super squid 2000 that’s totally pissed off, and we’ll have to build an even bigger robot to fight it.
A friend of mine drew this, and since he has no access to the internet I told him I would post it for him. You can say what you want about me, but this one is hilarious for all kinds of different reasons. Click to enlarge.
It’s a fairly rare phenomenon that I am ever proven wrong. Being an expert genius I’m knowledgeable on a variety of subjects that run across the board, but alas I am not infallible. Recently, I was hanging out with some friends of mine when a certain African-American gentlemen brought up some of the racially charged jokes featured on the site. He felt that I had pushed the limits of bit, which I found odd because I was being more “middle of the road” at least compared to my normal comedic sensibilities.
I asked him what exactly he offensive, and he began an inflated critique of some of the jokes contained within. At first I was a bit puzzled by his offense, considering I’ve known him since the 1st grade. And the sheer scope and magnitude of his racist tirades (at least in terms of volume) might possibly rival the collected works of all Western literature.
Of course, my Latin friends who were present felt the need to point out that would soon be taking over this country, and it didn’t matter what either of us had to say about it. Being the helpful person I am, I in turn pointed out the fact that the United States is still about 75 percent non-Hispanic Caucasian (as my last few employment forms labeled me), and in the coming race war I will be gleefully skewering their charred and vile corpses on the pikes that will adorn our streets.
The discussion went on for several more minutes when it was finally ended by my African-American friend declaring that it was only a matter of before people took this “bitch” over. According to his theory, blacks had taken over the entertainment and sports industries, so of course total world dominations was just a step away. This puzzles both I and my Latin friends (whose ancestors were great conquerors in this land before mine ravaged their civilizations… well technically not mine since they were German horse thieves, indentured servants, and Slovaks so the only things they’ve ever mastered were spiraling unemployment and over-sized mustaches).
My Latin friend,(whom I shall call El Chalupa Grande for brevities sake) stated that my African friend (who from here shall be known as Lemon Pepper Chicken Johnson) might just have confused priorities. I pointed that conquering and running a civilization might have little to do with releasing a hit rap single about clothes and bitches, and bitches wearing clothes or slowly ruining professional sports… but I was wrong.
As every one should know the history of any particular people or country is made up of complex social and economic interactions that take over centuries. Western civilization in particular has a rich history of conquest (aboriginal, colonial, and so on), immigration, integration, trade, conflict, settlement, exploration, and hot-assed electronic beats. So is it any wonder than certain aspects of any peoples rise to greatness may get lost in the pages of time? Utilizing both the internet and a cat like curiosity, I have managed to piece together true story of Europe’s conquest of the Americas, proving my friend Mr. Lemmon Pepper Chicken Johnson was actually correct.
Rather than begin with the wider and more complex integration of those that colonized this country, let’s begin with the origins of the name itself. It is a widely accepted belief that that the German cartographer Martin Waldseemuller named the America’s after the explorer Amerigo Vespucci. Vespucci is known primarily for being the first to state that what is now “America”, or “Amerikkka” if you’re an idiot, was in fact a new previously undiscovered territory, and not a part of the Indies as was the more common belief. It was this belief that Vespucci so eloquently stated in his hit rap single “A New World of Booty” that inspired Waldseemuller to honor him so. Some historians even site carious journal entries where Waldseemuller quotes such lines as:
“Lyrically dropping fools like Leonidas My dick so big give you gingivitis”
It is often believed that Europe’s conquest of America came from superior fire power, plus three swords, and other technologies, but a deeper look into the matter shows that it may have been far more systematic than we originally thought. In fact, the conquest by the Spanish may very well have been more of an issue of false pride, and not one of pure greed.
It is known that at the time there was an abundant of certain mineral resources, and luckily no environmentalists or celebrities to stop any one from gathering them. The native tribes where rich in gold and other metals valued by the European’s, but they did not want to share. It was Columbus himself who ina communiqué to Queen Isabella:
“These ragged ass bitches be drownin’ in blizing! I done been here for months now, and I see every one of these fools with a different chain every day of the week. Fuck these bitch ass mother fuckers! I’m Columbus! If you don’t know me you better ask somebody!”
The various tribes of America were proud strong peoples, and (as we so often see in Disney Movies) able to utilize wolf magic, and shoot spirit bears from their chests. The simple mechanical weapons of the Europeans would be no match for this so they took a more subtle approach.
Immediately the would-be conquerors began importing boat loads of neo-soul and Indy Rock musicians, basketball players, and spoken word poets. With shows like “Aboriginal Idol” and “CSI: West Indies” it was barely any time at all before the aboriginal tribes were lulled into a state of near retardation. The way was not paved for a direct attack, and it was a simple matter of force from there on.
The rest of America’s conquest is filled with similar examples. The Native American tribes to the west allowed themselves to be herded onto reservations with the promise of their own reality show, and a feature film with a production credit and two points on the back end. The South succeeded from the Union, but was ultimately defeated by the North’s excess of superior beat boxers and sulky female folk artists.
So you see, America is a nation that was not conquered by the force or superior will, but mindless entertainment. Very similar to the way Jews and homosexuals are doing it to people in modern times. Now if you’ll excuse me there’s a “Real World” marathon I need to catch.
As per the request of my friend I will be posting old Angry Rant articles. For any one who might read this, but isn't familiar; angry rant was a comedy website which I wrote for that lasted about a year until it's untimely demise. Translating some of the articles will take time as some are saved in old windows office formats, and others are pasted into emails which means I need to retype them as copy and past makes them come out weird for some reason. So all in good time.
Also in case you were wondering I did not write the text of my previous post about America I simply copied it from the North Korean YouTube channel. What a world.
New business aside I went thrift storing, and found a place in Miami that had the most incredible treasure trove of PC games I have ever seen. Seriously, if I had money I would have bought everything. Instead I bummed a couple bucks and got Free Lancer with the instruction manual, and Redguard with the manual.
Twas then that I came back, and since it was rainy enough, I watched They Were Expendable directed by John Ford and starring The Duke. My honest opinion is that it was a film that bordered on greatness, but was held back by being overly long, and a lack of solid characterization.
There's a moment where John Wayne and Donna Reed are sitting on a hammock together making romance when the bombs begin to go off in the distance, and the two of them suddenly get this glazed and distant look on their faces. Personally I would have liked to know more about the characters, and understood what had brought them to that point. Perhaps it didn't need to be said as the film came out just after the end of the second world war.
The film is stylistically similar to My Darling Clementine (also directed by Ford) which would be released a year later. It has a wonderful, and almost eerie film noir look with broad shadows punctuated by dull streams of light, and smokey and burned out sets during the day. It's also worth mentioning that it had some of the most realistic, and spectacular battle sequences I've ever seen. Definitely a must watch for any fan of Wayne or Ford's work.
And here's one my rare video posts that aren't weird.
In Amerikkka the disgusting country of fat pigs only the super rich multi-billionaires such as the Jew Soros and the Jew McCain ca receive helth because in the profit-driven capitalist society the law is made in such a way that only the super rich multi-billionaires such as the Jew Bush or the Jew Palin have enough money to buy helth from the Big Pharma capitalist monster-like robber-barons.
This leave the multitude of the popular masses to be left to fend for themselves, throwing their babies down into wells for want of helth in the capitalist society of exploitation of the poor ethnic minority black negro African children in Somalia by the the criminal capitalist Bush clique of murderous killer fascist warmongering so-called White "House".
But in the DPRK, under the flawless leadership of Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il the World Hero respected by all World Progressive Thinkers, the popular masses of the people live in the joy of the most free country in the world, Socialist Korea, the Korea of Juche.
Juche Korea is the most free country in the world. Education is free and Health is also free. The free Health Care model of socialist Korea where all the comrades help and lead each other to build the powerful prosperous country with thye single-minded unity of love and worship of Kim Jong Il the Great Man, is the model which even the capitalist countries are trying to adopt and imitate.
Even in Amerikkka the new president has decided to import and impose the Free Socialist Health Care Model of DPRK to the so-called United "States". This proves once again that the Korean people were right to chose the Juche Idea of President Kim Il Sung and the superiority of the Korean-style socialist system they have chosen for themselves out of the volition of their own free will with no coercion over the inferious jew-controled capitalist system of profit-driven capitalism.
Once more, Leader Kim Jong Il is the superior Leader. The victoriopus Leader. MANSE!!!
As you can see I have received a repeat visit from Dion-le-mont which is in Belgium. Fascinating. Welcome to you sir or madam.
So what have I been up to lately? Looking for work, saw Star Trek for the third time, been over sleeping, and playing Playstation which has driven me to want to smash my Final Fantasy X disc as it's last boss fight mocks even when I am not playing it.
I also did also did a little thrift store shopping. Found a couple of old computer games as well as a a paperback biography of John Wayne called The Duke, and... wait for it... Battlestar Galactica 2: The Cylon Death Machine, copy right 1979. I plan to give it to Sean since he reads those kinds of Science Fiction pulp novels. That is of course once George Lucas releases his neon pink mits from around his throat.
I've also made the decision to cut back dramatically on my drinking. So Monday through Thursday I'm going to pick a normal bed time, have one glass for relaxation, and see how that works out. I'm just sick of my life style. I'm a Christian and Republican, and it's time I started acting like one.
That being said I'm still getting wicked hammered on the weekend.
This time the trap must work. It must, the imperious leader of the Cylons had commanded, ensnare the human fleet completely. The humans should not be able to make one of their sneaky last-minute escapes...
Sends chills down your spine doesn't it?
You know last time I checked I was number 83 on the ReverbNation South Florida charts for Fart Submarine. I wonder who number 84 is. Perhaps some local poet? A deeply troubled young woman writing about her hopes and fears only to find that her music has been beaten out by a song about a submarine made of farts. Well more to come later today. Just a general update for now.
Here's a contest for you all. Send me you're interpretation of what the hell she is talking about, and I'll post it. Seriously, that bitch be crazy!
I've learned that this guy is incredible. I mean who does my favorite Jethro Tull song on a stick? This guy!
Scientology is a scam that has developed into a different scam. Watch this entire series if you're interested in Scientology or how the church has corrupted their own corruption. Poop alligator!
There is no such thing as "energy pathways".
Chick Womans need to know their limits!
There is nothing sacred. Not even tuning forks.
Asia has a different idea about reality television.
Don't even try to tell me this guy doesn't sound just like Paul.
This Kari Tuaring, and she does weird Nordic semi-folk, pagan music, an I dare Ed to watch this video in one sitting. I frakin dare you Ed! Then you cover it! I dare you. Double dare you.
I wrote this a couple of days ago, and you know what? I'm not even going to proof read it. Not my most articulate so suck it! Let the good times roles!
Well I had a boring 4th, as some people can’t tear themselves away from fictional universes, so here’s a rant.
As some of you might have seen in my previous post I posted part one of a multi part series on why capitalism and religion are conspiracies cooked up at the dawn of time by some small group of people in order to control every one else. As I’ve said for many years my view on socialism is that it’s a fairy tale for not particularly bright adults, but whilst indulging my holistic hobby I came to realization that there is almost no difference between homeopathic medicine and socialism. One is a mental panacea while the other is a socio-political panacea.
In the video the spokesman does what all good socialists do, some amount of feminists, and most people for that matter which is they more or less directly say that religion, capitalism, money, commerce, trade, and a vast number of complex human social, moral, and fiscal interactions are all a part of a vast conspiracy cooked up by some small number of people somewhere back in history.
The reality is that modern socialism, and to a large degree Marx and Lennon’s ideas, are really about on the same level as David Ike’s lizard men from Mars or those people who think Jews control the weather. This video series completely ignores all of history, ignores how complex and how much time and trial went into something as simple as the use of a coin as currency or how trade developed not only from a practical stand point, but also philosophically, and throw it all out in favor of something as insipid as any UFO conspiracy or lost city of Atlantis theory.
Not to mention that the idea that religion, something that appears to be so essential to human nature that even isolated tribes with no formal language have it, is a construct created by Darth Vader like men moving in shadows in order to control the peons into doing their bidding would be offensive if it wasn’t so pathetic. Dawkins has argued that mankind invented religion because it is weak. Weaker than what? We are, as far as we know, the pinnacle of all life in this universe so in comparison to what are we so weak?
I suppose this is what happens when you have a culture that’s geared towards teens and 20-somethings. You don’t realize it when you’re young, but despite all your ambition you’re dumb as hell. So on the same Youtube channel you have some kids burning a copy of Atlas Shrugged because… they think it’s clever. Let’s face college kids are statically the most arrogant and useless portion of the human population after all.
I have a friend who is going to college now, and he’s nearly 30. The one thing I can guarantee you is that he works harder, and wants it far more than some stupid kid whose never been responsible for more than his cell phone bill, and thinks he’s going to rip apart the world, and put it back together again. I know I did when I was 22, and now all I think is how teenagers ruin everything. Funny how adulthood changes your perspective. So to my friend I say I am proud because you know what real life is like, and no one needs to tell you to work hard.
In the end is there any difference between that and hypnotherapy? I’ve said it before, but it’s my opinion that hypnosis is nothing more than a person actively choosing to participate with the person giving the suggestions. In other words you do not slip into a sleep state, you do not reach into your subconscious, you are in fact acting, you are willfully conning yourself into believing you are hypnotized.
Now I admit my theory isn’t the most widely excepted on the subject, but it is a theory that’s growing in acceptance. Allow me to relate my own experiences. First off that I am not saying that hypnotherapy has no benefits. Much like massage therapy, acupuncture, reflexology, and some other number of holistic alternatives, hypnotherapy will work only to the extent that you will allow it. That isn’t to say it will cure any major, or for that matter minor, illnesses, but it can help in small ways. Remember it’s all a placebo of sorts.. No serious doctor will tell you that there are “energy pathways” from the foot to your vital organs, but the unlicensed guy jamming a piece of vibrating wood against your foot will. So listen to me because I’ve at least tried or researched both ends.
As an example I used hypnotherapy for a short period in order to help me sleep. For a time listening to the CD while laying down worked marvelously. I was sleeping deeply and better than I had before until I got bored of listening to it. So as an experiment I tried listening to the female orgasms tape, and had the exact same results. Then a quit smoking tape, and a tape of hypnotic penis growth. All tapes worked perfectly to help me sleep (obviously my penis isn’t any larger and I’m not having multiple orgasms), but only until I got bored of them. Really it was more the music and the voice that did it as I had no success with tapes that had either an ambiance track that I didn’t like or I felt the persons voice wasn’t soothing enough.
Of course I’ll admit I walked into this experiment expecting those same results, but lets just say science is on my side with this one. So really when you think about it at least homeopathic medicine does have some results where as socialism just spread like a cancer, killing and ripping apart everything it touches.
90 percent of what people believe about the world is completely made up... by themselves. Now here's a video by a bunch of people who think that all of history is a massive alien conspiracy.
Most indy rock is heinous and white people should be ashamed of themselves. Now here's a video directed by Eric Wareheim.
Chi Ghosts have no sense of direction.
Some people will pay for anything as long as it's not main stream.
There is nothing the internet can't make worse.
People love racism. Especially the ones who claim to hate it which is why they never stop talking about, and using it as an excuse to create drama.
Popular conservative writers are censored on Youtube, but North Korea gets it's own propaganda channel.
The Infernal Jew (also from the North Korea Channel)
David Ike is insane (also on the North Korea channel)
If humanity is ever to evolve user generated comments must be forever disabled on all websites. Now here's a German kid talking about Michael Jackson's death.
So it’s been about 3 days or so since I watched 1968 Tunnel Rats, and as of yet no misfortune has befallen me. It’s silly, and probably more of a running joke than anything, but my issue with Michael Pare movies sometimes seems like more than coincidence. I’m not superstitious, but think about this.
After watching Carver’s Gate I woke up the next day with the flu, the flu turned into bronchitis, and then pneumonia, and I had to temporarily quit the job I had at the time because I couldn’t stay on my feet for more than a couple of hours. After watching Streets of Fire I got into a car accident. My car broke down after watching Seed. I had a girl break up with me after watching The Virgin Suicides, and I bet if I think hard I could pull up a thing or two more.
I shit you not when I say I paused and thought hard for a couple of minutes before watching Tunnel Rats. My father was going in to get the results of his blood work, and some part of me for just a minute or two asked if it was a good idea. I give it a week, and if nothing happens then pretend I never wrote this.
On the non esoteric side I watched Donovan’s Reef which was good. Kind of like The Quiet Man on autopilot, but it had some very funny moments. I also attempted to purchase the novel Romance of The Three Kingdoms which was written some where back in the 14th century about the Han dynasty, and the three kingdoms era of Chine.
Over the years I’ve read stories, and collected some bit of knowledge on it’s heroes and such so last night while doing some research I stumbled across the book. I went to Barnes and Noble’s and it turns out Volume 1, which is only the first half of the unabridged novel, is nearly 700 pages and 30 smackers to boot. I sat down and read a couple of pages, and after some stuff about metaphorical black snakes, and the magic feminine power of eunuchs I decided I better wait till I stumble across it for a few books.
Personally I don’t like to invest the time it takes to read something (especially something as large as that) without it being more practical and useful like social science, politics, or economics. It just felt like The Art of War all over again. You see I once teased a friend who wanted to buy a copy because.. well in his own words “it’s required reading in Star Fleet Academy”.
If there is one thing I know it’s that only total and complete douche bags read The Art of War. Unless it’s required reading of course; like if you lived in a fictional universe, and joined a fictional branch of the military. In fact reading The Art of War automatically kicks you up to level 8 on the douche-bagotry scale.
On a sad sort of note some people tried breaking into my 84 year old grandfather’s house while he was sleeping. He got up, and managed to scare them off before they could get in, but it gives you pause. When he moved into that neighborhood so many years ago it was the crowning jewel of South Florida. Now things are different. I was once driving through when I saw some woman in curlers, and a bra standing out front of her house talking on her cell phone. When her completely naked, crying child came out to find his mother she screamed “Shut the fuck up or I’ll fuck you in the ass”.
You might read into this, and think I’m just a racist, but you try to maintain positive feelings when piccaninnies are lobbing rocks at your mentally challenged uncle on a daily basis. In the end I guess low class is the same across the board, but the murder zone still expands half a block closer to my house every year.
Speaking of anachronistic racial terms Donovan’s Reef had a few. Nips (Japanese), as in “we bombed those nips”, and “half casts” which is a term for half whites. And of course the real staple “Japs” which really isn’t all that racist considering it’s just short for Japanese, but it is meant to convey certain amount of disdain.
Then of course there is the less than enlightened attitude towards the chick womens. Recently I watched an episode of Star Trek where this robot thing got on the ship, and attempted to read Uhura’s mind only it couldn’t because her female brain was too scattered. Ah for the good old enlightened days. Or at least a time when ones self identity wasn’t defined by Ipods and whether or not you’ve had an abortion. Well I won’t get to preachy.
So you may ask, since I am a man whose hobby involves research into holistic and other such new age nonsense, why this woman is waving giant tuning forks over a bowl of food. Well I have no answer for you, and I’m not going to look it up either. But if you do you can leave me a message.(Skip up to about the 6 minute mark if you’re not as patient as me).
These are my words. The photos are mine too. Please read and enjoy and don't forget to check out my Myspace music page which is linked below as well as twitter me. I do love recognition.
If you wish to contact me do so at angry_rant@yahoo.com
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