And now for something completely different

Delaying my post about laughs and laughing I am announcing that me and the venerable Mr. Carroll are taking a trip to Georgia on Christmas and staying for a week. So here's a list of the top things I want accomplish while we're there.

1) Eat meat. Lots of meat. All kinds of meat. Meat!

2) To get into a brawl with a bunch of rednecks and black people at the same time so that as they work together to defeat me they realize they're not so different after all, and thus I defeat racism forever!

3) Invent some new kind of racism to replace old racism. Possibly something involving lanterns, and public nudity.

4) To get a signed copy of "Unsweetened" by Jodie Sweetin. She played Stephanie Tanner in Full House. Apparently at age 14 she passed out drunk in the bathroom at Candice Cameron's wedding. Why do I want to read this? Hell, I doubt she even lives in Georgia, but why set realistic goals?

5) Take tons of pictures

6) Audition for a television show.

7) Finally get a "I Love Goergia" t-shirt. Last time I was there I could only find "I Love Florida" t-shirts which says something about the place.

8) Find out what all this Lady Gaga stuff is about. As far as I can tell she makes boring pop music (I mean boring even by the standard of regular pop music), and just dresses weird. Is that all it takes these days?

Now this rocks.