Mother nature gets naughty

Not much to say. Had a lazy afternoon. Went out to some thrift stores. Then I went down to Miami and ate lunch near the beach. I was sitting on a bench - this is around 5 pm- listening to the latest Bombcast when I hear this guy calling something out. I take out my headphones and the guy says "Hey dude don't freak out, but that raccoon just touched your butt."

I look to my right and sure enough there is a raccoon right under me, and he's touched my butt not once but twice. Yep that happened. A raccoon totally touched my butt and there's a witness. How was your day?

I will say that once in a while I stumble across something that completely baffles me. Why does this thing exist? Who thought it would be a good idea? Why is there even a market for it? I have no answers. I just stare blankly trying not to lose my mind. There's only one word that can explain this: Europe. NSFW!